Review: Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Remember 2025? Remember the cute little games we played back then? Tiny rodent fellas completing picross puzzles to furnish their homes? Heartfelt stories about characters who are somehow pretty endearing, despite being half a head? I mean, ignore all the other stuff that doesn’t help prove my point – and then compare those to what 2026 has offered so far. Reality-bending machines and bloodthirsty roots that consume everything in their path. At least it's not going to get any weirder than that, right? 

Oh.