Review: Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Remember 2025? Remember the cute little games we played back then? Tiny rodent fellas completing picross puzzles to furnish their homes? Heartfelt stories about characters who are somehow pretty endearing, despite being half a head? I mean, ignore all the other stuff that doesn’t help prove my point – and then compare those to what 2026 has offered so far. Reality-bending machines and bloodthirsty roots that consume everything in their path. At least it's not going to get any weirder than that, right?
Oh.
Review: CloverPit
In what is likely a game’s most self-aware moment of 2025, at one point when answering the phone in CloverPit I was presented with the following question:
Are you even having fun?
And while I have to admit that did initially get a small chuckle from me, it did give me pause for thought… was I?